huh

Zombie

Truth hurts, I am fearless

riding with an empty gun in a bullet proof hearse

with a trunk full of vampires

mouth full of guns and tongue made of bullets

bullets made of tongue of the vampires mouth

so they burst into flames in the daylight sun

bullet proof church, garlic on the arm,

holy water hot tub I don't fear shit

steaks made of vampire meat

I don't even got to grill them I just throw them in the daylight sun

with a little garlic soaked in the holy water

like a marinade until the vampires sweet

add hot sauce just to add a little bite

yeah, get it? add a little bite?

serve it on a mirror and the steak is invisible

serve it on a stake like steak on a stake

vampire on a stake made to kabobs

venom and the serum

put the fangs on a strainer

pouring the serum over top like its absinth

hold it in the sun for about 10 minutes

with a little sword in it

vampire in a drink

made to a shot

chased with the holy water

that way you get both venom and the serum

so you don't hallucinate

like its absinthe

remember the vampires sweet

so just add a little salt in the venom and you stir it

if you don't hallucinate use the fangs as a weapon

running around stabbing people with the vampires teeth

then you gotta kill them cause they'll turn into vampires

and you can turn it to a vampires feast

call it Hell's Kitchen

call it Heaven's Dining

with a recipe for a vampire treat for a

zombie

do what you gotta do

to survive in a street full of thugs

zombie

vampires gotta eat too

looking for another good piece of blood

zombie

everything thats amongst you

food chain includes everything above

zombie

I know you're alone,

eat another piece until it feels like home

Vampira,

I read her diara

I meant diary,

and it gave me vampire diarrhea

yeah out my vagina

telling ghost stories out by the camp fire

I'm telling stories to the ghosts about vampires

cause vampires like to eat the vagina

they don't care for the "Crips" but they like "Bloods"

cause they like blood, so they like "Bloods"

out to give them werewolf chicks gonorrhea

vampire mouth motor boating "Elvira"

BaBABBaBA

cause they like jugs

try to suck the youth out of "Hannah Montana"

before she grows a vagina

vampire seafood

open cans a tuna on a vampires mouth

yeah, I still eat vampire


with some salsa like a vampire quesadilla


can of Silver Bullet Werewolf Margarita

wait,

vampire Bloody Mary

snort a couple lines of the garlic power

off a fork that I used when I ate a can of tuna

watching Hanna Montana butt naked on the porch

with a vampire cape

best of both worlds

yeah

get the best of both worlds

eating vampire while your watching Hanna Montana

Coked up off the garlic powder

smoking vampire teeth out a empty can of tuna

yelling vampire rape

until the cops come see me butt naked on the porch

wait

yo the cops don't come around here

since the rise and the fall of the vampire

night is apon me

wish I had a friend so I could eat him

that's just the life of a

zombie

do what you gotta do

to survive in a street full of thugs

zombie

vampires gotta eat too

looking for another good piece of blood

zombie

everything thats amongst you

food chain includes everything above

zombie

I know your alone

eat another piece until it feels like home